NFL Playoffs: Kickers Rule
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So far in the NFL Playoffs the kickers have been displaying pivotal domination. They’re usually forgotten and disrespected. But, this year, they’ve been the ones left in the lonely high pressure spotlight. If you look at their stats and how many points they score, you’d think they must be 6’9” and weigh 255 lbs and run like a sprinter. In reality they might be 5’11” and weigh around 180. Kickers never catch or even fall on a football. They only touch a football to put in on a tee. A kicker gets to wear a uniform so that a referee doesn’t think a fan ran out onto the field. A kicker never has to hit the weight room if he doesn't want to. He doesn’t even have to wear pads. A kicker is the only guy on the team that hopes someone runs into him. That way he gets another chance to score if he misses. You know how some guys watch their diets and wear out exercise bicycles? Kickers could eat pizza and drink beer all day as long as he splits the uprights. Nobody cares how fast he can